So if a guy took a Polyjuice Potion and became a woman and got pregnant within the hour, would he still be pregnant once he turned back?

im-sooo-changable:

bemusedlybespectacled:

amelia-amy-pond:

dontworrybekarl:

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tumblr gets deep

Welcome to the Harry Potter fandom’s many justifications for mpreg.

but polyjuice potion only changes the exterior, not internal organs and such, because otherwise their voices would change…

You can’t get pregnant in an hour tho

It takes days for the sperm to reach the egg, then a week or two for the fertilized egg to attach to the uterus.

Ya’ll need some biology course refreshers

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daysofsaintvalentine:

mishawinsexster:

JK drops a truth bomb

"I don’t see him as a hero."

Why don’t people get this?

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guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

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dirudo:

katara:

This is the guy that played Neville in Harry Potter.

i like his new wand 

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get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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marauders4evr:


“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:
Tom Riddle was humanized in death.

marauders4evr:

“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:

Tom Riddle was humanized in death.



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*Jake from State Farm crawling out of Flo the Progressive Girl’s bedroom window holding his khakis in one hand* 

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

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miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

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